Timber
Last night, I was on the internet on my computer when I saw an article that caught my attention. It’s Titled “How To Pleasure A Woman.” I opened the link and started reading it. At one point, I could feel someone was standing behind me. I turned and it was my wife standing there and smiling broadly.
“What?”
“Oh, nothing. Can’t someone smile in peace again?”
When she was coming to sleep, she dressed up differently. She smelled like roses in bloom. She lay down in style while reading a book. She said, “Won’t you leave the computer and turn off the light? You know I can’t sleep when the light is on.”
I picked up my computer, turned off the light and went to the kids’ room. That was where I ended up sleeping the night. I woke up this morning and madam is not talking to me.
“How was your night?”
Silence.
“Is something wrong with you?”
Silence.
She made a loud tcheeew and walked away. Since morning, anytime we cross paths she gives me one loud tcheew and rolled eyes. She didn’t serve my food and didn’t answer my questions. I just want to know what I did wrong but all I get is long loud tcheew.
Or when she saw me reading “How To Pleasure a Woman,” she also went to read “How to Prepare to Receive Pleasure From Your Man” and the thing didn’t happen. Because I can’t understand what’s going on. Please tell me, what did I do wrong?
–Israel
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